Announcing Discounted Consulting Rates – Limited Time Only!
Is your United Way located in a warm, sunshiny location? Do people visit your state for the nice weather and laid-back lifestyle?
If the answer is yes – we have a deal for you!
As Michiganders, we get tired of seeing snow and dealing with cold temperatures in the spring, and as consultants, we travel a lot and have recently visited a lot of other cool climates across the country. If you live in a warm state, we would like to come and visit your United Way!
For today only, we are offering a SEASONAL DISCOUNT for United Ways that meet the following criteria:
- At no time, would the temperature drop below 70 degrees
- A beach, ocean, or large lake is located within 10 minutes from your office
- There is not snow now, nor will there ever be, snow in your area
- Sunshine occurs far more often than rain
- Packing a coat or sweatshirt will not be necessary when we visit you
If you qualify for this seasonal discount, contact us (insert firstname.lastname@example.org e-mail) today! We look forward to meeting with you, your board, and your staff in your warm, sunshiny location!
P.S. Happy April Fool’s Day! (But seriously, we would love to come and work with your United Way!)